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What kind of alcohol should I buy to best get the ladies' pants off?
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Shaun41178(2)
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Hmm well young padowan there are quite a few answers to this question. Unfortunately I will need more info to answer it. Frankly different girls have different tastes in alky-hol
I suggest going top shelf if you want the good poosay to pop in. Or just do the brita filter method. Chicks are dumb they wont' know.
I find most women like mixed drinks. SO something that goes good with a punch or a fruit. SOmething like Vodka is always a good choice. SOme women do like the captain as well.
I say vodka, rum, captain, in that order. top shelf.
I suggest going top shelf if you want the good poosay to pop in. Or just do the brita filter method. Chicks are dumb they wont' know.
I find most women like mixed drinks. SO something that goes good with a punch or a fruit. SOmething like Vodka is always a good choice. SOme women do like the captain as well.
I say vodka, rum, captain, in that order. top shelf.
The captin is the shit but I dont know if you will get their paities off with that (good mixers would be the key). Something sweet will alway do the trick. You want it to be strong but dosnt not taste like it. I would go with some kind of vodka that is flavored with a matching mixer or fruit mixer that is close to the flavor choice. After a bottle or so you will be :downtown: (pimping ability will also help).
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Shaun41178(2)
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I discovered Captain's Private stock for the first time back in college, bought it because I thought it was just a cool bottle version of the regular morgans (which of course I find out later is a much higer proof as well)
My GF and I started to make rum'n'cokes and watched the cable guy movie on tape. I wake up the next morning next to her on the couch, not remembering anything about the movie we were watching or what we did the rest of the night, the private stock bottle was empty laying on the ground, and felt kinda weak. My gf wakes up and rolls over, starts babbling about how many shots we did last night, and starts touching my hair telling me it was green. I jumped off the couch, grabbed some clothes, headed to the bathroom to find a mirror, and found puke all over the floor. At first I thought this was my roommate (several years younger than me and more of an alchy) so I started knocking on his door screeming for him to clean up his mess.
After some discussion with my roommate through his door, I went back to the bathroom to take a leak and flipped open the toilet lid noticing that the toilet has one of those sanitizing tablets in it and the water was green. :puke: Its kinda a funny story, however, Im glad it didnt end darwin style with me drowning in it.
Needless to say, since then I pay a lot more attention to the labels of the bottles I purchase now.
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Back to topic, we used everclear in watermelon (via syringe) at the Frat parties. The fellas stayed with the hard liquor / beer, and the women were strangely attracted to the watermelon slices (sometimes jello shots) and generally had good luck with that. However, probably only sucessfull in big parties as you wouldnt be serving your flame of the night a watermelon slice.
My GF and I started to make rum'n'cokes and watched the cable guy movie on tape. I wake up the next morning next to her on the couch, not remembering anything about the movie we were watching or what we did the rest of the night, the private stock bottle was empty laying on the ground, and felt kinda weak. My gf wakes up and rolls over, starts babbling about how many shots we did last night, and starts touching my hair telling me it was green. I jumped off the couch, grabbed some clothes, headed to the bathroom to find a mirror, and found puke all over the floor. At first I thought this was my roommate (several years younger than me and more of an alchy) so I started knocking on his door screeming for him to clean up his mess.
After some discussion with my roommate through his door, I went back to the bathroom to take a leak and flipped open the toilet lid noticing that the toilet has one of those sanitizing tablets in it and the water was green. :puke: Its kinda a funny story, however, Im glad it didnt end darwin style with me drowning in it.
Needless to say, since then I pay a lot more attention to the labels of the bottles I purchase now.
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Back to topic, we used everclear in watermelon (via syringe) at the Frat parties. The fellas stayed with the hard liquor / beer, and the women were strangely attracted to the watermelon slices (sometimes jello shots) and generally had good luck with that. However, probably only sucessfull in big parties as you wouldnt be serving your flame of the night a watermelon slice.
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thefieroforum
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This is a BLOG for fags.
If you went to the REAL fiero forum you would get a REAL answer.....
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thefieroforum wrote:If you went to the REAL fiero forum you would get a REAL answer.....
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HOLY SHIT, 3 whole bottles???
That'll fuck me up...I'll probably just use one bottle, and turn the melon vertically. Hmmmm, this does sound really really good. Look forward to a photo documentary this Saturday night. Well, that's when the pics will eb taken, you probably won't see them until Sunday afternoon...hehehe
That'll fuck me up...I'll probably just use one bottle, and turn the melon vertically. Hmmmm, this does sound really really good. Look forward to a photo documentary this Saturday night. Well, that's when the pics will eb taken, you probably won't see them until Sunday afternoon...hehehe
Oh ok good, cuz damn, 3 of those bottles would fuck a nigga up yo.eHoward wrote:No. one 1.75 L bottle of vodka split evenly amoung the 3 bottles.
Despite what idiots think and say about the vodka not mattering for this, it does. Don't buy cheap shit unless you want it to taste bad.,
I normally don't go cheap on alcohol anyways, so I'll make sure not to this time!
If you use everclear it takes a lot less, but of course costs probably about the same at 3 bottles of better vodka. Take a few large syringesAaron wrote:Oh ok good, cuz damn, 3 of those bottles would fuck a nigga up yo.eHoward wrote:No. one 1.75 L bottle of vodka split evenly amoung the 3 bottles.
Despite what idiots think and say about the vodka not mattering for this, it does. Don't buy cheap shit unless you want it to taste bad.,
I normally don't go cheap on alcohol anyways, so I'll make sure not to this time!
,5+ depending on size of mellon how much you want to mess up people (one shot == about 30ml) and inject into mellon the afternoon before the event YMMV. Bring out the seemingly virgin "mellon apetizer", cut, and serve.
Gin boys, its all about the Gin.
We can it panty remover up here, works most times, but some times you just end up holding the girls hair up as she calls some dinosaurs. Moderation is the key. But in experience, I find if you can get a girl drinking beer or rye (whiskey), then your in. For you american boys, you should try feeding them the Canadian beer but don't tell them. That will get ya ahead of the game.
We can it panty remover up here, works most times, but some times you just end up holding the girls hair up as she calls some dinosaurs. Moderation is the key. But in experience, I find if you can get a girl drinking beer or rye (whiskey), then your in. For you american boys, you should try feeding them the Canadian beer but don't tell them. That will get ya ahead of the game.
He called the shit poop