How I eat my cheeseburgers + other relivent shit.

Emc209i · Post by **Emc209i** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:07 pm

How to properly eat a cheeseburger Emc style.

1. Unwrap cheeseburger from paper wrap.
2. Admire cheeseburger.
3. Pick up cheeseburger.
4. Breath.
5. Put cheeseburger to mouth.
6. Breath.
7. Bite into cheeseburger.
8. Chew.
9. Breath. (If you're noob cheeseburger consumer, skip to step 10.)
10. Swallow.
11. Throw rest of cheeseburger at employees.
12. Breath.
13. Run away.
14. Breath.

I'm writing a book about it for anyone who's into those.

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Can we have a forum subsection for Aaron and Lolux? Lolux could ask stupid question while arod googles and then conveys the information as his own. :thumbleft:

All in favor?

CincinnatiFiero · Post by **CincinnatiFiero** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:10 pm

CincinnatiFiero · Post by **CincinnatiFiero** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:14 pm

Also where will I get my Shaun Hammit is a ladies man info now? ITS GONE!

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:48 pm

I had a problem at step 9. The cheeseburger lodged in my throat hole.

Emc209i · Post by **Emc209i** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:46 pm

The Dark Side of Will · Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:29 am

Emc209i wrote: 8. Chew.
9. Breath.
10. Swallow.

I think that this section needs to be re-engineered. It's already causing problems:

whipped wrote:I had a problem at step 9. The cheeseburger lodged in my throat hole.

CincinnatiFiero · Post by **CincinnatiFiero** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:09 am

Googling how engineers eat burgers, will copy paste momentarily.

Emc209i · Post by **Emc209i** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:30 am

Yack yack yack yack yackity yack yack yackity. Fixed it for you bitches. But remember, skipping step 9 is not the Emc way- which we all know is the important part.

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:40 am

You pick up at least 5 efficiency units if you skip steps 1 through 4.

Professional cheezburgr-eaters don't do it, so logically it must be both beneficial and safe to do it full-time with no training or safety equipment.