How to properly eat a cheeseburger Emc style.
1. Unwrap cheeseburger from paper wrap.
2. Admire cheeseburger.
3. Pick up cheeseburger.
4. Breath.
5. Put cheeseburger to mouth.
6. Breath.
7. Bite into cheeseburger.
8. Chew.
9. Breath. (If you're noob cheeseburger consumer, skip to step 10.)
10. Swallow.
11. Throw rest of cheeseburger at employees.
12. Breath.
13. Run away.
14. Breath.
I'm writing a book about it for anyone who's into those.
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Can we have a forum subsection for Aaron and Lolux? Lolux could ask stupid question while arod googles and then conveys the information as his own. :thumbleft:
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You pick up at least 5 efficiency units if you skip steps 1 through 4.
Professional cheezburgr-eaters don't do it, so logically it must be both beneficial and safe to do it full-time with no training or safety equipment.
Professional cheezburgr-eaters don't do it, so logically it must be both beneficial and safe to do it full-time with no training or safety equipment.
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