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General Fiero Maintenance including oil changes, air filters, suspension refreshes, restorations, painting, etc.

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Re: i can't fix the fucking car.

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How in the hell did you manage to break an alternator?
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lowlux wrote:i can't fix the fucking car.

No shit!
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BTW, thats the wrong pulley on the alternator anyhow.

I laughed so hard at your vid, I rated it Awesome!
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That made my day. That's one of the best youtube videos I have ever seen. I will smile all day at work today.
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Wow... sersiously??? Its 2 fucking bolts...
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Re: i can't fix the fucking car.

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Some of my favorite quotes, I wish I could quote that hillbilly accent:

"I was trying to install the alternator into the fucking freeero."

"The fins right there are broke."

"It fell multiple times. I mean multiple times."

"This is fuckin ridicilis."

Lowlux, do you just work on your cars barefoot or what? Can't afford shoes? See 1:00-1:15 in the video. By the way, if you think an alternator in a Fiero is hard, I've got some news for you. Try a 3.4 DOHC Lumina. Even Hondas are harder, when in the late 80s early 90s they have them pushed right against the frame, on the inside of 3 V-belts, with a tensioner screw that you couldn't get to.
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Best.Video.Evar.
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You guys have to watch the full lowlux collection:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=lowlux1&view=videos

There are some fucking classics in there.
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HAHA - Season 1 in stores now!
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from this thread
admin wrote:I started a thread specifically for you. If you have questions or problems about your fiero, then post them in this thread. I will keep deleting your new posts concerning your car unless they are posted in this thread.
Whatever happened to that?
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he is hoping the moderators handle that duty now.
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"I mean multiple times" I didn't believe him until he re-assured me.

The fact that you don't sound 12 and you have videos makes me think this could just be legit. Either way you're hilarious dude. I can't wait for your fuel pump to go.
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I'm beginning to think tha fuckin free-aero was not designed to have a fuckin altnater.

Fuckin priceless
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CincinnatiFiero wrote:I can't wait for your fuel pump to go.
Oh my god, that'll be epic! I don't even have a religion, but bet your ass I'm praying for this day to come!

By the way, lowlux has proven it. Fiero's are more reliable than linux. Also, I love how he starts a video, waits 4 seconds, clears his throat in hillbilly fashion, then starts venting about shit not working. Classic.

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Laughing my ass off. Laughing my ass off. Laughing my ass off....

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At the end of your videos, you should say "y'all come back now, hear?"
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Shaun41178(2) wrote:he is hoping the moderators handle that duty now.
This thread's too amusing to delete just yet.
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You know what would be soooo funny lolux? If you did a segment in front of a mirror. I would rate that 6 stars! Who uses CD's anymore?
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Dude, how in the hell did you buy a firearm? You shouldn't even be allowed to play with sharp crayons. I think you should wear a helmet 24/7.
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I'm surprised you spotted that lowlux. Its a little known fact that the fiero also doubles as a boat. you won't even need a motor, you use the windows for sails, this works much better than you would think, so I suggest entering the water with both windows completely down. Otherwise it may swerve. You will also want to pick a day when no one is there to disturb you. It takes a lot of practice to handle a free-aero boat. And now you can use your fog horn. Happy boating.
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