WD40

[Atilla the Fun]

So a few minutes ago, there I was working on an engine, I go to reach for my can of WD40, and it's not there. I spend a few minutes looking and getting angry, when this strange guy comes up, laughing and holding his blackberry-looking thing. He stops right by me, pushes a button, hands it to me and says watch. So I did. The very first thing I see is my can of WD40 rolling down the driveway. By some miracle, it hits a gravel, and continues on down the street, across the intersection diagonally, and into the far ditch! But did he bring it back? No. I chased him off for standing right over the can but not picking it up. I walk over there, and it's still in the ditch. This might show up on you-tube. I solved the problem, I taped a block of wood to the can so it can't roll any more. Then I did it to every other round container, too.

[V8Archie]

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[Atilla the Fun]

That's more your thing. My lady keeps my shlong satisfied.