Orgasmically great new car!!!!!
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Orgasmically great new car!!!!!
Seen the pics of the little yellow 2011 Scion iQ, with the surprisingly wide tires? It's begging for a 638 cubic inch big block Chevy V8, a Powerglide, a 9" Ford on a ladder bar / coil-over suspension, and 8 CTS-V LSA mufflers, one for each header tubes.
Plus, put an LS4 / F40 in the Aston Martin Cygnet version, because of it's inadequate tires, before giving it to Jeremy Clarkson. He'd embarass himself, badly.
Plus, put an LS4 / F40 in the Aston Martin Cygnet version, because of it's inadequate tires, before giving it to Jeremy Clarkson. He'd embarass himself, badly.
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I didn't know you drank, Atilla.
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Not a drop since '98. Seriously, If I could trade my '86 Fiero for that, I'd be fitting a 454 I have, the very same day. However much interior butchery it might take.
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5 People here laughing at your ass.... Your posts are golden.
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Put a formula 350 sticker on the side of that! Paint it purple!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Totally beat me to it.The Dark Side of Will wrote:I didn't know you drank, Atilla.
I was gonna say "I guess I wasn't the only one drinking tonight"...
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Even if you're laughing at me, at least you finally show some sense of humor.Emc209i wrote:5 People here laughing at your ass.... Your posts are golden.
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Those wheels and tires aren't as wide as what's on the yellow iQ above, and so I'm not as captivated. Plus the styling's not so "over the top". But those hamsters are cool.Emc209i wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ-CDE_r ... =1&index=2
SAME SHIT!
Cheers you fuckin hamster!
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No no no, I like it yellow. All of my cars NEED new paint, but the iQ has new paint. And Formula 350 stickers might give a clue to what I would've done engine-wise, and they'd look "off" to everyone else.Emc209i wrote:Put a formula 350 sticker on the side of that! Paint it purple!
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Can't you guys imagine sitting at a light, and one of these rolls up beside you. You're gonna expect no more than 100 HP, right? The light changes, you go to half throttle, but it's already at the next light ahead. This'd be the ultimate "sleeper"! NO one would EVER suspect.Blue Shift wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Totally beat me to it.The Dark Side of Will wrote:I didn't know you drank, Atilla.
I was gonna say "I guess I wasn't the only one drinking tonight"...
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I rolled up alongside a Prius just the other day, decked out in liberal bumper stickers, with a stereotypically weenie looking guy driving it and though "Wouldn't it be epic to stuff a pissed off, supercharged big block V8 in there with side pipes on there?". I'd do it just to totally rape the car of it's greenie status, then go drive around through Hollywood, Berkley, San Francisco, etc...Atilla the Fun wrote:Can't you guys imagine sitting at a light, and one of these rolls up beside you. You're gonna expect no more than 100 HP, right? The light changes, you go to half throttle, but it's already at the next light ahead. This'd be the ultimate "sleeper"! NO one would EVER suspect.Blue Shift wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Totally beat me to it.The Dark Side of Will wrote:I didn't know you drank, Atilla.
I was gonna say "I guess I wasn't the only one drinking tonight"...
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I've been thinking that it would be hilarious to put a Cadillac 500 into a Lotus 7 with a T56 and 2.73 gears. Turn 1000 RPM on the highway and get 30 mpg.
Could do even better with a Duramax diesel.
Could do even better with a Duramax diesel.
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Duramaxes are junk, you gotta be cummin or strokin. Either way all three motors outweigh a Lotus 7, it'd be an interesting swap.
http://autospeed.com/cms/title_The-Stor ... ticle.html
http://autospeed.com/cms/title_The-Stor ... ticle.html
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Duramaxes are junk? Everything I've heard about them says otherwise (including Banks).
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Go buy a Smart car and throw your 454 in that. Same damn thing.
or better yet, finish one of your 18 fiero swap projects.
or better yet, finish one of your 18 fiero swap projects.
FieroPhrek working on that ls4 swap for 18 years and counting now. 18 years!!!!! LOL
530 whp is greater than 312
530 whp is greater than 312
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What are you smoking? Taking hits from the bong? The DuraMax is great. PowerJokes are a problem, however. Or should I say PowerChoke. I'd never put one in my '89 Mustang.CincinnatiFiero wrote:Duramaxes are junk, you gotta be cummin or strokin. Either way all three motors outweigh a Lotus 7, it'd be an interesting swap.
http://autospeed.com/cms/title_The-Stor ... ticle.html