Help me find a really disturbing ringtone/sound file...

[derangedsheep]

My brother and I have Motorola V180 phones. They have a USB port on them. When we want ring tones I just get mp3s/wavs/midis and send them to the phone with my computer. He is in a one act play at school and they are using his phone because in the one scene the girl is supposed to get a phone call. So they are going to use a real phone so that it actually rings. Here is where I need your help. He told me that him and a couple other people want to put a ring tone on that's really disturbing. One guy suggested someone going "BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!". I suggested using Mr. Garrisson from South Park singing "Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag. How do you do?"

Any ideas?

[stimpy]

Yes. That you are twisted and evil.


I have my dog barking as my ringtone. As much as that boy will bark, I had a hell of a time actually recording him barking. Everytime I got ready to record him, he'd go mute. He stops fucking the cat every time I get the video camera out, too.

[The Dark Side of Will]

Something from Full Metal Jacket.