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Post by Weponhead »

that is all.
fuck em, literally , or figurativley, im sick of wasting my time and money on em when all i get is a faggoty ass lets be friends speech.

FUCK THE FRIEND ZONE. I DONT BUY YOU DINNER 4 NIGHTS OUT OF A FUCKING WEEK TO BE IN THE FRIEND ZONE CUNT. NOR DO I DRIVE 3 HOURS TO SEE YOU FOR NO REASON TO BE IN THE FRIEND ZONE. CUNT. all i wanted was a thanks i like you and *hug* .. nope i got friended and used.

ok.. really, that is all.
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ARe you loki?
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Post by eHoward »

Since shaun is coming up short, here's the deal.

from moment one that you meet girl, you have to touch her. and then you have to escalate the touching. you might feel like a jerk or think it's rude, but you have to in order for her to understand you're not interested in being her friend. i'm not telling you to grab her ass before you know her name, but touching the back, hand, arm, anything, will help you.

you cannot finish date one without kissing her. if at the end of date one, you have not managed to for whatever reason, before she closes the door when you take her home you say, "I have to try to kiss you now." She will lean in and you will then kiss her. If it's not good, you say "We have to try again, that's not good enough."

by date number four she should see your penis and understand you don't want to be friends. If at any point you hear "I think we should be friends," you have to kiss her, rub up against her with your penis and then you have to tell her you don't want to be friends, then you then have to take your pants off and then take any clothing of hers off also.
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oh no , dont get me wrong.. i hit it, .. then didnt for a while.. cuz i dindnt care, some reason i liked this one enough. that was a fucking mistake.

PS: i will rub my penis against the next girl i happen to meet, just for good measure.
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1) Don't spend money on a woman. They think you're trying to buy them because you're "worth less than them". If you're worth less than they are, automatic "lets be friends". Dinner is okay. Fancy dinner with jewlery is NOT okay until a special occasion (i.e. 40th wedding anniversary)

2) Take her down a few pegs. Backhanded "funny" complement.

3) Stop it. No seriously.... Just stop it.

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^.. wtf? im lost
whats the bag for. am i supposed to wear it or what?
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Weponhead wrote:^.. wtf? im lost
whats the bag for.
for you 'cause you're pugly :thumbleft:

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Post by Series8217 »

yabba dabba doo!

umm, maybe stop trying to think of women as "things" that can be "bought"? be her friend. what's wrong with friends? you shouldn't have spent money on her to try to impress her in the first place. just forget about that.
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i didnt spend a dime to impress the bitch.. i just did it because it was a byproduct of dating a girl who lives a spoiled life. "hey lets go do this, lets go do that".. to the point every couple weeks i just had to tell her no. I was her fucking friend. Im blaming it on her shrink for changing her meds about a month and a half ago. she changed since then. for the worse mood swings like WHOOAAA

Oh and i have no problem being friends with a girl.. one of my oldest friends is a girl. but its the whole, im gonna lead you along, and finally tell you once you've become completley attached to me because i let you think i cared. and then tell you i dont want you like that. thats what gets me.
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Post by whipped »

Weponhead wrote:it was a byproduct of dating a girl who lives a spoiled life.
There's your problem.

She thinks she's better than everyone else. (including you) If I've learned anything from Ricky Lake, it's: "you gotta beat her, then she'll be yours forever. " (Doesn't anyone watch Ricky Lake?... jeez... so many valuable life lessons....)

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Post by eHoward »

I don't have a problem with spoiled girls. Hearing "my last boyfriend had an M3, you should get one" is annoying.

Did you tell this girl you didn't want to be just friends?
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Weponhead wrote:it was a byproduct of dating a girl who lives a spoiled life.
There's your problem.
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eHoward wrote:I don't have a problem with spoiled girls.
Do you beat them?
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no
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eHoward wrote:I don't have a problem with spoiled girls.
Do you beat them?
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Post by Kohburn »

Weponhead wrote:...her shrink...
there is your problem - don't get involved with crazies.. it will always end bad, even if its many years down the road... it will end bad
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eh, another lesson learned.. i just felt like screamin. haha
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Kohburn wrote:
Weponhead wrote:...her shrink...
there is your problem - don't get involved with crazies.. it will always end bad, even if its many years down the road... it will end bad
Hey, crazy people need love, too. And by love, I also mean medication.
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yea but its not good when the docs have her on the wrong meds for 3 years.. they had her on anti depressants when she was bi-polar, instead of mood stabilizers. well actually, in addition to mood stabilizers, so the combination ended up making her depressed "go figure" .. that shit pisses me off, how can you pull a WHOOPS like that, and how can he still be her doc is what i wanna know. i'd be like uh, wanna pay me for the time i lost being me? kthxbye
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tried that, she hit it with a flip flop.. pain ensued.. then, not so much pain. HAH. giggity. :afrocool: still doesnt change anything.
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