Poor Bird.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:51 pm

So my Mom broke out the X-mas decorations, and it seems this time of year the animals get the worst of it.

Here is my Bird sporting one of her other collars. Take note both of our 100lb German Shepherds are wearing the same ones.

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:54 pm

Thats a cat, not a bird. Where did you go to school again?

j/k

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:10 pm

Shaun41178(2) wrote:Thats a cat, not a bird. Where did you go to school again?

Teh K0w K0lleg.

DiggityBiggity · Post by **DiggityBiggity** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:40 pm

:thumbleft:

My dog also gets a stupid collar.. Give me a day to get a picture... we just broke out the holiday decorations

Your concerned leader

Diggity"I feel for Bird"Biggity

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:49 pm

Did I ever post a picture of her spike collar?

I don't remember, and am too lazy to check. But it is a green one made for a dog, and it has a bunch of spikes. It is pretty funny to see that on a kitty that sleeps all day long.

Indy · Post by **Indy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:45 am

aaron wrote:Did I ever post a picture of her spike collar?

I don't remember, and am too lazy to check. But it is a green one made for a dog, and it has a bunch of spikes. It is pretty funny to see that on a kitty that sleeps all day long.

Hehe, I had a spike collar for my pup, before he got hit by a truck.

BTW, the only reason your cat sleeps is to pass the time until it finds the right moment to rip your throat out while you're sleeping. Cats just can't be trusted.

That being said, your kitty looks alot like mine. No collars for her, though. Maybe I have a pic somewhere...

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:03 am

Indy wrote:BTW, the only reason your cat sleeps is to pass the time until it finds the right moment to rip your throat out while you're sleeping. Cats just can't be trusted.

That being said, your kitty looks alot like mine. No collars for her, though. Maybe I have a pic somewhere...

But whenever I'm sleeping she's sleeping. Every night. I really doubt she'd rip my throat becuase I honestly believe she'd rather sleep.

However sometimes when she is laying on my chest facing me, she'll stretch out one leg at a time, and they go to the sides of my neck and her claws are all outstretched. I say she is going for the jugular when she does it, becuase it looks like she is.

You can see a little bit of the collar here. She was resting on the rock when a bug caught her eye and she went into attack mode until she decided resting was funner.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:29 am

aaron wrote: I really doubt she'd rip my throat

But the thought must cross her mind form time to time, particularly when lumina's are the topic. :doh:

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:37 am

She hated my Lumina, especially the RC Z34, it scared the shit out of her :rotflmao:

Blue Shift · Post by **Blue Shift** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:34 pm

aaron wrote:
Shaun41178(2) wrote:Thats a cat, not a bird. Where did you go to school again?
Teh K0w K0lleg.

Bucketfucker, you jacked that from me.

One of my cats, the black one we call Shadow is the Devil. She kills everything she sees. And she'll stalk you when you don't feed her.

Series8217 · Post by **Series8217** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:34 pm

Blue Shift wrote:
aaron wrote:
Shaun41178(2) wrote:Thats a cat, not a bird. Where did you go to school again?
Teh K0w K0lleg.
Bucketfucker, you jacked that from me.

One of my cats, the black one we call Shadow is the Devil. She kills everything she sees. And she'll stalk you when you don't feed her.

What abotu that cat that kept humping my leg while I was over there?

Oh wait, that was you. Fucker. :la:

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:35 pm

Blue Shift wrote:
Bucketfucker

.

Don't give eb any ideas.

Series8217 · Post by **Series8217** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:35 pm

Lex wrote:
Blue Shift wrote:
Bucketfucker

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Don't give eb any ideas.

Uhoh, this thread is about to go political!

3..... 2.... 1...

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:38 pm

Blue Shift wrote:
aaron wrote:
Shaun41178(2) wrote:Thats a cat, not a bird. Where did you go to school again?
Teh K0w K0lleg.
Bucketfucker, you jacked that from me.

One of my cats, the black one we call Shadow is the Devil. She kills everything she sees. And she'll stalk you when you don't feed her.

Damn strait I did.

My cat would stalk you when you don't feed her, but sleeping is eaiser. Therefore, she'd sleep instead.

Blue Shift · Post by **Blue Shift** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:47 am

I completely and totally rescind my bucketfucker comment for fear of inspiring EBSB52's sexual perversion, and a 38 page essay on how I'm a Republimaggot for suggesting such a thing... The term "ad nauseum" comes to mind :puke:

Series - Teh cat that followed you around was Tigger, the Sidewinder missile. Once you pet her and she locks on, you'll never shake her. You are on the way to destruction. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Aaron - Shadow is too busy kicking adult male cats asses, killing every 4 legged rodent and winged creature she sees, and sitting on all my white clothes and getting fur all over to sleep. We leave that to "B", as he's well versed in the art of sleep-fu.