Well, I'm back
Moderator: ericjon262
Well, I'm back
What'd I miss?
"Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant... Cause you're black! This is greatest moment in my miserable life... Sooo-ey! I LOVE RACISM!"
Europe, gettin' Hitched. The honeymoon lasted 2 months, and it was awesome.
The highlight was getting arrested in France for weapons trafficking. :thumbleft:
The highlight was getting arrested in France for weapons trafficking. :thumbleft:
"Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant... Cause you're black! This is greatest moment in my miserable life... Sooo-ey! I LOVE RACISM!"
Canadian, thank God...
It was "only" a Chain-Mace, but I get the feeling that the Police there were secretly gunning for a Syrian or Saudi passport when they asked us for ID.
In any case, we eventually got a permit from the Port Authority and were able to carry it onto the Boat.
It was "only" a Chain-Mace, but I get the feeling that the Police there were secretly gunning for a Syrian or Saudi passport when they asked us for ID.
In any case, we eventually got a permit from the Port Authority and were able to carry it onto the Boat.
"Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant... Cause you're black! This is greatest moment in my miserable life... Sooo-ey! I LOVE RACISM!"
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1 night stay in Rothenbourg OBT - $45
Authentic cast iron chain mace with spikes - $30
Look on border-guards face when he x-rays my bag: PRICELESS
Wish I had my camera out :cussing:
Authentic cast iron chain mace with spikes - $30
Look on border-guards face when he x-rays my bag: PRICELESS
Wish I had my camera out :cussing:
"Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant... Cause you're black! This is greatest moment in my miserable life... Sooo-ey! I LOVE RACISM!"
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Funny you should mention...
On our wedding night, both of us were quite jackhammered, and agreed to take some candid discovery-channel pics...
Got the camera ready...
Cracked the bottle of Champizzle (which fountained to the ceiling... Some bastard must have shaken it)...
But then I kinda got distracted by the lacy satin linger-thingy she had on under the dress...
So yeah... No pics of us.
We did get a few shots of the Baboons making like depraved mongooses at the Madrid Zoo... That up your alley?
On our wedding night, both of us were quite jackhammered, and agreed to take some candid discovery-channel pics...
Got the camera ready...
Cracked the bottle of Champizzle (which fountained to the ceiling... Some bastard must have shaken it)...
But then I kinda got distracted by the lacy satin linger-thingy she had on under the dress...
So yeah... No pics of us.
We did get a few shots of the Baboons making like depraved mongooses at the Madrid Zoo... That up your alley?
"Oh, this is too good. She thinks you're a servant... Cause you're black! This is greatest moment in my miserable life... Sooo-ey! I LOVE RACISM!"
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