I will, absolutely positively, be single forever.

[slowpoke]

I got what cleaning the pipes means I just never did it before a date, I could never get off the first time with a new chick, don't know why. But crown royal used to help me relax before I went out, and while I was out, and when I got back home so that probably had something to do with it.
Aaron all I am trying to say is keep it simple. Do things you like to do, if the chick likes it too, you have something in common.

Another good one is to rent a movie that you know fucking sucks and act like you haven't seen it. When niether of you are enjoying there is a chance she will find something else to do. You=something. The chance of this might be 5:1 against, but if it doesn't just say "this show sucks, wanna watch a different movie". Vanilla Sky" fucking sucks, try that one.

Blair Witch Project is the movie I didn't watch on my first date with my wife of 8 years.