Not Work Safe: A Story

Post by **eHoward** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:46 pm

A Story:

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. They were dating, but the boy decided to dump the girl because she had been stealing from him.

The girl decides to call the cops and claim that the boy had beaten her up. The cops come to the boy's house to arrest him, but found no evidence of any crime. The cops charge her with filing a false claim instead.

The boy decides to post naughty pictures of the girl on the Internet.

http://www.distant.ca/lauren_smith/

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:52 pm

p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:14 pm

Shaun41178(2) wrote:

and it would keep jiggling for atleast 30 seconds.

Honestly if my dic were that small I wouldnt post it on the internet.

DiggityBiggity · Post by **DiggityBiggity** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:24 pm

LOL!!!!

HAHAH!! I WAS SO THINKING THAT!!

HAHAHAH!!

Your paranoid leader

Diggity" :la: "Biggity

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:33 pm

She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.

About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...

Post by **admin** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:35 pm

Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...

then you were obviously looking if you agree.

Post by **eHoward** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:35 pm

Pooints across forum and yells QUEEER!~

admin wrote:
Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
then you were obviously looking if you agree.

DiggityBiggity · Post by **DiggityBiggity** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:40 pm

...

your paranoid leader

DiggityBiggity

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:44 pm

eHoward wrote:Pooints across forum and yells QUEEER!~

admin wrote:
Aaron wrote: I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
then you were obviously looking if you agree.

Dammit, I've been exposed!

Quick, time for a new nose!!!

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:40 am

p8ntman442 wrote: Honestly if my dic were that small I wouldnt post it on the internet.

seriously.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:06 am

You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.

Personally, I just wouldn't post pictures of my dick on the internet because I'm not that kind of sick fuck.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:09 am

Personally, I don't take pictures of my fuck stick.

:afrocool:

KissMySSFiero · Post by **KissMySSFiero** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:19 am

Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.

About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...

He agrees that he looked at the dick.

He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)

Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.

Now she has no tits. No ass. No hips.

Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:22 am

stimpy wrote:You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.

I didn't know you = teh ghey... :scratch:

:rotflmao:

DiggityBiggity · Post by **DiggityBiggity** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:43 am

We have some mean fuckers on this forum

your paranoid leader

DiggityBizzles

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:48 pm

whipped wrote:
stimpy wrote:You guys must all have small dicks, because no ones posted pictures.
I didn't know you = teh ghey... :scratch:

:rotflmao:

No? I bet you feel stupid for dressin up like a cowboy for me now, dontcha? :la:

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:34 pm

KissMySSFiero wrote:
Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.

About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
He agrees that he looked at the dick.

He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)

Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.

Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.

I wasn't really eyeing it, but yes, I glanced while looking at each pick, as I'm sure every guy here did. But I honestly couldn't tell you if the guy was white or black, that's how vaguely I looked.

No, I like chicks my own age, and am semi picky as well. Yes, I would date her(Well, assuming her pussy wasn't all over the world by now), but I still think she could stand to lose 15lbs.

I'm not fat, I weigh 185lbs and am 6'4".

ITSA6 · Post by **ITSA6** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:26 pm

i like this version better

p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:00 pm

Aaron wrote:
KissMySSFiero wrote:
Aaron wrote:She is pretty hot, but could stand to lose 10-20lbs.

About the dick thing, I wasn't really looking, but yah, I agree...
He agrees that he looked at the dick.

He says the already skinny girl needs to lose 10-20lbs. And Aaron is probably a fat fuck saying this(no offence to fat fuckers :bootyshake: unless your name is Aaron)

Lets say she loses 15lbs. Keep the middle figure.

Aaron likes 12 year old boys, with little dicks.
I wasn't really eyeing it, but yes, I glanced while looking at each pick, as I'm sure every guy here did. But I honestly couldn't tell you if the guy was white or black, that's how vaguely I looked.

No, I like chicks my own age, and am semi picky as well. Yes, I would date her(Well, assuming her pussy wasn't all over the world by now), but I still think she could stand to lose 15lbs.

I'm not fat, I weigh 185lbs and am 6'4".

I swear you are the most self destructive person I know.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:30 pm

stimpy wrote: No? I bet you feel stupid for dressin up like a cowboy for me now, dontcha? :la:

yeah. :doh: