For the soccer mom who's really on the go.

derangedsheep · Post by **derangedsheep** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:45 pm

I apologize for the lame thread title. I'm too lazy to think of something witty.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/KENNY-BR ... dZViewItem

product1620 · Post by **product1620** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:52 pm

WTF, a performance minivan? :puke:

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:04 pm

Hahaha oh so many fiero owners on .nl that would get owned by that thing. Of course none of them would admit to it. lawl

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:11 pm

250 hp!?! Holy crap! That thing must be a 9 second van!
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p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:02 pm

the turbo dodge caravans mop up at the track. I met a guy with one running high 13's on stock internals.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:07 pm

I wouldn't mind one of those for a grocery getter/sleeper...

edit: LOL @ your avatar... V dub is in da haus

BigRedDeckSpoiler · Post by **BigRedDeckSpoiler** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:04 am

I had a Windstar for a work truck, a few years back.
It looked pretty cool and was quite quick for what it was. To bad it was such a freaking rolling rat-pile. I transferred to a different department at around 70K on the odo, and it was already starting to fall apart. And nearly all the miles were highway.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:31 am

Renault Espace F1 would eat it's lunch. 0-60 in 2.9 seconds.

Formula 1 V10.

V8Mikie · Post by **V8Mikie** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:57 am

I would like to see a Nissan Quest 3.5 with a nice turbo kit. I am sure it wouldn't be too hard to do.

crzyone · Post by **crzyone** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:11 pm

Blasphemy. An F1 V-10 does not go in a mini van. Stupid stupid stupid! :puke:

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:19 pm

Actually, it was more like they built a carbon fiber minivan shaped body on an F1 car. Complete F1 chassis. Sick as fuck. Seats four.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:26 pm

Of course, the Aztek From Hell might be a little more road-friendly...

Series8217 · Post by **Series8217** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:42 pm

stimpy wrote:Of course, the Aztek From Hell might be a little more road-friendly...

That's the only Aztek I've ever liked. They did an excellent job.. that's no V8Archie hack V8 swap!

THE PUNISHER · Post by **THE PUNISHER** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:50 pm

I could be wrong , but doesn't a honda oddsseeyyy have like 260hp N/A??? We had one traded in , it's so smooth it was hard to tell if it was fast , but it definetley moved.

I have a customer (I sell cars not suck cock for quarters) who has an E55 AMG wagon.. it's over 400 hp 12 sec station wagon... now thats kicks ass..
I have never ridden in it , driven it or sucked his cock though...

Post by **eHoward** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:13 pm

Taz Harvey of SCCA world challenge fame daily drives an Odessey. I was like, GET THE FUCK OUT! when he said that, but he claimed he liked it.

THE PUNISHER wrote:I could be wrong , but doesn't a honda oddsseeyyy have like 260hp N/A??? We had one traded in , it's so smooth it was hard to tell if it was fast , but it definetley moved.

zonyl · Post by **zonyl** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:38 pm

THE PUNISHER wrote:I could be wrong , but doesn't a honda oddsseeyyy have like 260hp N/A??? We had one traded in , it's so smooth it was hard to tell if it was fast , but it definetley moved.

I have a customer (I sell cars not suck cock for quarters) who has an E55 AMG wagon.. it's over 400 hp 12 sec station wagon... now thats kicks ass..
I have never ridden in it , driven it or sucked his cock though...

My 01 Oddy got 15.9 (with the middle seats in the car, but I did turn off the A/C

) . It did feel fast though and I at least felt competitive with it.

Shaun41178(2) · Post by **Shaun41178(2)** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:34 pm

15.9 huh? what mph?

Thats slightly slower then modified fieros. LAWL

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:13 pm

We have a couple Chrystler vans that we use for transports where I work. I think they have 3.8l V6s, but I honestly don't know....Or care....

Both are pretty slow, realy slow. The Impalas and Crown Vic would thoroughly rape them.

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:19 am

All about aaron.

Fuck off ricer.

Weponhead · Post by **Weponhead** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:48 am

i think my moms MDX has the same motor as the oddesy *sp* and her car would keep up with my fiero ... and its a 7 passenger SUV .. HAHAHA sadness.