Well, I'm back

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:38 pm

What'd I miss?

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:51 pm

Aaron died. The house and senate are in democrat control. Rumsfeld resigned. We wiped north korea off the face of the map, and we built a small moon base in Mare Tranquilitatis.

Where you been?

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:01 pm

Europe, gettin' Hitched. The honeymoon lasted 2 months, and it was awesome.

The highlight was getting arrested in France for weapons trafficking. :thumbleft:

stimpy · Post by **stimpy** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:21 pm

Who the fuck are you?

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:30 pm

Canadian, thank God...

It was "only" a Chain-Mace, but I get the feeling that the Police there were secretly gunning for a Syrian or Saudi passport when they asked us for ID.

In any case, we eventually got a permit from the Port Authority and were able to carry it onto the Boat.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:31 pm

Weapons trafficking..? I told you sporks were considered weapons over there.....

product1620 · Post by **product1620** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:56 pm

Welcome back peaches.

Fastback86 · Post by **Fastback86** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:28 pm

Carrying a ballpoint pen in France probably constitutes weapons trafficing. Sue them for discrimination against Canadians.

Oh, and welcome back. :thumbleft:

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:36 pm

1 night stay in Rothenbourg OBT - $45
Authentic cast iron chain mace with spikes - $30
Look on border-guards face when he x-rays my bag: PRICELESS

Wish I had my camera out :cussing:

product1620 · Post by **product1620** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:47 pm

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT HONEYMOON PICS, OR VIDS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :la:

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:52 pm

Funny you should mention...

On our wedding night, both of us were quite jackhammered, and agreed to take some candid discovery-channel pics...

Got the camera ready...

Cracked the bottle of Champizzle (which fountained to the ceiling... Some bastard must have shaken it)...

But then I kinda got distracted by the lacy satin linger-thingy she had on under the dress...

So yeah... No pics of us.

We did get a few shots of the Baboons making like depraved mongooses at the Madrid Zoo... That up your alley?

product1620 · Post by **product1620** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:16 pm

Mach10 wrote: We did get a few shots of the Baboons making like depraved mongooses at the Madrid Zoo... That up your alley?

ehh, boon pron is ok, but I prefer muddy migits, and grannys. :thumbleft:

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:31 pm

Are these red or blue assed baboons? :blah5:

Mach10 · Post by **Mach10** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:43 am

Red...

Why, are you prejudiced against blue boon booty?