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I got a new job. You = envy

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:25 am
by The FunkNinja
The fridge at work has booze in it.

For us.

I like this new job.

Who else has beer at work? Raise your hand! Mwahahaha!!!

Re: I got a new job. You = envy

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:45 am
by Lex
The FunkNinja wrote:
Who else has beer at work? Raise your hand! Mwahahaha!!!
Not I.

I do work with quite a bit of eye candy though.

scantly clad sluts > beer. :downtown:

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:34 am
by The FunkNinja
but the beer is free! And you don't have to try and impress it... :p

Though the merits of scantily clad sluts have not been lost on me.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:20 am
by trigger
i work in a bar. i get both. :afrocool:

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:43 am
by groovieguy
I just picked up an air tank with gauges and Beer tap. Now i have to gut the Pepsi Machine so I can fit a keg in it and drill for the tap.
But the Fiero is in the way.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:59 am
by Aaron
Beer and fire engines don't work well together.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:43 pm
by trigger
Aaron wrote:Beer and fire engines don't work well together.
all of our firefighters are raging alcoholics.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:11 pm
by Lex
The FunkNinja wrote:but the beer is free! And you don't have to try and impress it... :p
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Good point, you win. :thumbleft:

Re: I got a new job. You = envy

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:56 pm
by zonyl
The FunkNinja wrote:The fridge at work has booze in it.

For us.

I like this new job.

Who else has beer at work? Raise your hand! Mwahahaha!!!
Do you work at Northwoods Software? I used to work there and they had Northwoods Beer in the fridge for all employees.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:59 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
No booze at work. It's too dangerous to work on our machines drunk, but the pay is excellent and I get a free company car.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:07 am
by Shaun41178(2)
So if thats a company car why do/did you try passing it off as yours at one time?

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:32 am
by The FunkNinja
Oh! AWKWARD SITUATION!!!

-grabs popcorn- :afrocool:

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:32 am
by Lex
The FunkNinja wrote:Oh! AWKWARD SITUATION!!!

-grabs popcorn- :afrocool:
LOL!

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:36 am
by AkursedX
Shaun41178(2) wrote:So if thats a company car why do/did you try passing it off as yours at one time?
For some reason I just knew he didn't fork that kind of money over for a car........I think the velcro shoes tipped me off....

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:23 am
by Dirty Sanchez
Does the phrase Family owned business mean anything to you guys? :scratch:
I get the car for free except for the gas I have to put in it. I would call that a good deal, plus I get to choose another one of my own choosing in three years when the current lease is up. :rotflmao:

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:18 pm
by JohnnyK
I used to have beer at work..

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:28 pm
by Shaun41178(2)
Dirty Sanchez wrote:Does the phrase Family owned business mean anything to you guys?
So which one of your family members owns this business? If I had to guess it would be on your wifes side. If you had your own actual successfull business you wouldnt' be buying velcro shoes.

Let me know if I am wrong.

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:22 pm
by avengador1
Someone knows how to use the search function at P F F. :thumbleft:
Maybe if he quit using the same clichés somebody else on this forum uses an awful lot, it would almost be believable. :thumbleft:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:Muah ha ha ha ha. Velcro sneakers rule. :flipa:
Dirty Sanchez wrote:Shut up dorkus. My velcro shoes are superior to yours. :laughing:
Shaun41178 wrote: If you had your own actual successfull business you wouldnt' be buying velcro shoes.

Let me know if I am wrong.
Sigh.

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:16 pm
by Dirty Sanchez
My wife nor I own the business, but it may be passed on to me in the future. We average about 3-4 Million Dollars of business a year, but most of it goes to pay our overhead. You know rent, salaries, insurance, repairs, raw materials, electricity, etc. One day I will be able to afford Diamond studded velcro shoes from the fruit of my laborers labor. :whip:

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:26 pm
by Evil F-I-E-R-O
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