I will, absolutely positively, be single forever.

[Aaron]

Took a girl on date tonight. I don't know how I do it, but goddamn a gay guy would be proud. I somehow manage to crash and burn with every date I have. So I can get nearly any girl's number in any situation. It is admirable how good I am at getting numbers and a first date. If I had a never-ending supply of date rape drugs, I'd get laid more than all of you put together. But come the end of the first date, it's brutally obvious that I drive the failboat.

So, I will be single for the rest of my life. Jeep SRT8 here I come. Hang a 30R off each bank, and I'll be completely satisfied with my life.

[Shaun41178(2)]

Oh I am sure there are plenty of hot guys out there just like you with no game, just like you, that you could find true love with.

[Unsafe At Any Speed]

I don't bother dating. Unnecessary formality...

[The Dark Side of Will]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[p8ntman442]

Dont worry arron, judging by teh responses your not alone.

Let me honestly help you.

STOP talking, only ask questions about them. Then stop trying to do anything more than have a good time. If your trying to get laid in night one, your gonna fail with any girl worth banging.

[TheFieroBoy]

STOP talking...

That would be my suggestion, too.

You don't have to ask a lot of questions, either. Just let 'em blab and pretend you're paying attention. Women call that "being a good listener". And it gets you one step closer to the bedroom.

And if that doesn't work, you could try the oriental massage parlors. At least then, your story would have a happy ending... LOL.

[Lex]

[whipped]

STOP talking, only ask questions about them. Then stop trying to do anything more than have a good time. If your trying to get laid in night one, your gonna fail with any girl worth banging.

Disagree.

Start talking. Guys who get laid talk constantly. To everyone. More importantly, they have good stories to tell. Learn how to tell good stories. If you can make a trip to the supermarket for bananas sound interesting, that means you are interesting.

BTW, it's not an interview. Don't ask questions. Friends don't ask each other questions, they make statements.

Example:

You: "Have you ever been to Mexico?"
Her: "No."
You: "Oh. Okay."
--------
You: "You seem like the type of person who has been to Mexico 30 times last year"
Her: "haha Why do you say that?"
You: "I don't know, you seem like the type that goes on all kinds of fun adventures..."
Her: "I've always wanted to go to Mexico but blahblahbalhblah"
...

[Unsafe At Any Speed]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

That kind of stuff honestly seems to work.

[p8ntman442]

Her: "I've always wanted to go to Mexico but blahblahbalhblah"
...

exactly my point. girls love talking. and they love it more if they think your listening.

[The Dark Side of Will]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

That kind of stuff honestly seems to work.

Just gotta put statistics on your side. The ones who say no don't matter as long as you find one who'll say yes.

[The Dark Side of Will]

STOP talking, only ask questions about them. Then stop trying to do anything more than have a good time. If your trying to get laid in night one, your gonna fail with any girl worth banging.

Disagree.

Start talking. Guys who get laid talk constantly. To everyone. More importantly, they have good stories to tell. Learn how to tell good stories. If you can make a trip to the supermarket for bananas sound interesting, that means you are interesting.

BTW, it's not an interview. Don't ask questions. Friends don't ask each other questions, they make statements.

Example:

You: "Have you ever been to Mexico?"
Her: "No."
You: "Oh. Okay."
--------
You: "You seem like the type of person who has been to Mexico 30 times last year"
Her: "haha Why do you say that?"
You: "I don't know, you seem like the type that goes on all kinds of fun adventures..."
Her: "I've always wanted to go to Mexico but blahblahbalhblah"
...

Gotta get the right tools for the job. Friends give me advice on picking up women at clubs. I *don't want* to pick up women at clubs. I've tried a couple of times and have ended up with twits, bimbos and flakes. Here's how the above exchange might go with a smart, capable woman who has some self respect:

You: "You seem like the type of person who has been to Mexico 30 times last year"
Her: "haha Why do you say that?"
You: "I don't know, you seem like the type that goes on all kinds of fun adventures..."
Her: "Nice try, bullshitter."

But that would never happen, because the guy who tries lines like that has a certain set of women on whom he tries them. That tactic works on the women he wants to go out with. It might not work the same for the someone else looking for a different type of woman.

Figuring out how to sell yourself to the type of woman in whom you're interested is a very individual endeavor. First you have to recognize what type that is, then you have to learn to recognize women of that type when you meet them, and to do that you have to know some things about yourself.

[p8ntman442]

So how many of you other guys are banging hot (and fun, and smart...etc) 22 yr old blondes?

[whipped]

Gotta get the right tools for the job. Friends give me advice on picking up women at clubs. I *don't want* to pick up women at clubs. I've tried a couple of times and have ended up with twits, bimbos and flakes. Here's how the above exchange might go with a smart, capable woman who has some self respect:

You: "You seem like the type of person who has been to Mexico 30 times last year"
Her: "haha Why do you say that?"
You: "I don't know, you seem like the type that goes on all kinds of fun adventures..."
Her: "Nice try, bullshitter."

hahaha... bullshit! If the girl has any decency, she'll respond pretty much as I said. If she's a stuck up bitch who thinks she's all that, it would go like this:

You: "You seem like the type of person who has been to Mexico 30 times last year"
Her: "Fuck off and die"

But I've never had that happen to me. I *used* to think clubs were retarded. But then I sort of realized that even though clubs will appeal to a select crowd, it does come close to a cross section of the under 30 society. I never would have expected to meet a hippie in a club. (what? I like hippie chicks! haha) Last friday I did... we made out and she was in my car.

But that would never happen, because the guy who tries lines like that has a certain set of women on whom he tries them. That tactic works on the women he wants to go out with. It might not work the same for the someone else looking for a different type of woman.

Figuring out how to sell yourself to the type of woman in whom you're interested is a very individual endeavor. First you have to recognize what type that is, then you have to learn to recognize women of that type when you meet them, and to do that you have to know some things about yourself.

No, you have something good to say and it works on 90% of women. The other 10% are stuck up bitches and require different techniques - e.g. they need to be brought down a few pegs first.

[Jinxmutt]

So how many of you other guys are banging hot (and fun, and smart...etc) 22 yr old blondes?

<raises hand>

[The Dark Side of Will]

I'm banging a 39 year old engineer... with implants. She owns her own condo in a nice part of town and makes more money than I do.

[Emc209i]

I N D E P E N D E N T you know what that means. I'm banging teh lame for now... but that's better than Aaron.

[Emc209i]

So how many of you other guys are banging hot (and fun, and smart...etc) 22 yr old blondes?

<raises hand>

Only one of them is legal though, so..... only one counts.

[crzyone]

Been married since I was 21, been out of the game so long that I would not know how to pick up chicks heh....

[Emc209i]

I feel worse for you than I do tard. :\