I will, absolutely positively, be single forever.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:43 pm

So I've got another date on Tuesday night. Not like I'm any good at picking things to do for the first date, but I think I may have done ok on this one. We'll see. More details later.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:21 pm

Dude. Adventure date. Trust me. It got me my current girl!

We met up at starbucks at 2, chatted for a few min, went to an arcade, then to a fort/settlement, then ate dinner at Wendy's. What? Oh c'mon. What's wrong with Wendy's? Fiero, remember?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:37 pm

This is a fun date, so we'll see how it ends up. It is fucking expensive though.

Unsafe At Any Speed · Post by **Unsafe At Any Speed** » Sun May 24, 2009 9:06 pm

You don't want to start out expensive, because then the standard is set.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Sun May 24, 2009 9:35 pm

Unsafe At Any Speed wrote:You don't want to start out expensive, because then the standard is set.

It's okay... let him experience it... otherwise he'll never learn...

besides that... trying to impress her sets a bad precedent right off the bat... She should be trying to impress YOU. YOU are the prize here.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:28 pm

Just when I thought I was doing better. Arrrggggggggg. Too late now.

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:02 pm

Man it must be a lot different in big towns. When I was dating I had a couple of chicks that are good friends of mine and they hooked me up with a few girls.

For a first date I would ask if they had a dvd player and tell them you would pay for some movies. Half way through the movie say your getting kinda hungry. If she jumps up and wants to cook you something, she's a keeper. (don't settle for fuckin ramen noodles) Don't rent terminator either.

Man you gotta stop trying to impress the women, and let them be the one trying to impress you.

whipped · Post by **whipped** » Tue May 26, 2009 1:03 pm

slowpoke wrote: Don't rent terminator either.

<----Recommends Benjamin Button

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:36 pm

I had to cancel, shit hit the fan at work, and I had to stay way late. She seemed cool with it though, I'm going to reschedule.

p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:08 am

You shouldnt have told her. She would have felt all insecure and then you could have called like 4 hrs late and her vag would have gotten wet.

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:50 pm

NOW IS THE TIME. Tommorow when you get off work you go home wash your ass and wait till AFTER DARK, call her up and tell her your tired from work but you feel bad about canceling the date and you say you would really like to pick up some movies to kinda semi make up for it and promise a real date later. Get through half the movie, and find some excuse to say your hungry, ask if she has popcorn, then tell her your starving cause you skipped lunch trying to get off work at a decent enough hour to maybe do somthing with her tonight. DO NOT REALLY SKIP LUNCH. She may not cook worth a fuck. You will probably not get layed that night cause you got to keep the tired theme going, hell you can even fake falling asleep for a moment. She should feel bad for you going through all this just to spend time with her. If she does start to try and mess around, don't act like its been ten years since you had some ass, just take it easy and let her make all the advances. Your tired remember.

Rent something like "how to lose a guy in ten days". And ask her if there's anything she wants to see.

lucky · Post by **lucky** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:08 am

Could be worse A aron

Unsafe At Any Speed · Thu May 28, 2009 12:54 am

Wait, isn't Pueblo the Sex Change Capital of the World? Watch out...

p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:11 am

slowpoke wrote:NOW IS THE TIME. Tommorow when you get off work you go home wash your ass and wait till AFTER DARK, call her up and tell her your tired from work but you feel bad about canceling the date and you say you would really like to pick up some movies to kinda semi make up for it and promise a real date later. Get through half the movie, and find some excuse to say your hungry, ask if she has popcorn, then tell her your starving cause you skipped lunch trying to get off work at a decent enough hour to maybe do somthing with her tonight. DO NOT REALLY SKIP LUNCH. She may not cook worth a fuck. You will probably not get layed that night cause you got to keep the tired theme going, hell you can even fake falling asleep for a moment. She should feel bad for you going through all this just to spend time with her. If she does start to try and mess around, don't act like its been ten years since you had some ass, just take it easy and let her make all the advances. Your tired remember.

Rent something like "how to lose a guy in ten days". And ask her if there's anything she wants to see.

QFT, dont forget to clean the pipes before heading over. part of the whole, dont act like its been 10 years since you got any".

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:08 pm

What does QFT mean? Don't know about cleaning the pipes but what I mean is if she says come see my new sheets, don't scream hell yea.

crzyone · Post by **crzyone** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:45 pm

quoted for truth

slowpoke · Post by **slowpoke** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:14 pm

Lmao. I thought it might mean Quit Fucking Talking.

Emc209i · Post by **Emc209i** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:08 am

lulz at slowpoke.

Unsafe At Any Speed · Post by **Unsafe At Any Speed** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:02 am

I thought quite fucking true.

p8ntman442 · Post by **p8ntman442** » Fri May 29, 2009 9:36 am

qft=quoted for truth, eg. I agree wholehartedly whith what he said.

Clean the pipes = dish out some knuckle butter, spread some population paste...... Do I need to go further?

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